do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
OKAY. AGAIN. I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT. SOME LIKE IT COLD. SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.
AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.
SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.
AND IT HAS OTHER USES. GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES? NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME? PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.
THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT. AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
I feel like everyone should hear this at least once in their life
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
remember when this happened haha same
okay so I noticed that there is a very underrated performance of Luke which makes me cry everytime I watch it so I thought I’d share it with you.
1st. the beginning where Luke says, “oi, c-dizzle this goes out to you” and CALUM FREAKING RESPONDS WITH “GO LUKE!”
2nd. also in the beginning where those annoying girls are making fun of Luke and saying stuff like “he’s too gangsta for chairs” like that makes no sense stfu
3rd of all LUKES FETUS VOICE IS AMAZING THOSE VOCALS ARE ON POINT EVEN THOUGH HES ALL SHAKEY AND HIS STRUMMING AND HIS HAIR AND UGH
pls watch this smamamfa