you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
Unpredictable - 5 seconds of summer.
oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK
I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
You’re not a real fan of a band unless you’ve been listening to them since their first ever practice in their mom’s garage and you bought every single one of their albums on vinyl, mp3, tape, vhs, dvd, and cd. you must also memorize every song of theirs on the woodblock. you must sacrifice a goat in the name of the band every night at 3 am. Only TRUE fans understand.